If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We just shotgunned beers for America
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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