Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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