I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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