Me. At least after what I've been through.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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