My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
