There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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