i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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