Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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