How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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