check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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