Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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