Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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