Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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