I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
