Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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