just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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