Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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