On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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