he shaved USA in his pubs
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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