Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The air was thick with penises
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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