Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Actions speak louder than pants.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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