Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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