Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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