Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Your cock deserves a montage
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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