i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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