So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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