I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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