I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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