clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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