Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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