wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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