Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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