I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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