And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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