What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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