yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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