"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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