I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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