Where did you get a picture of my penis
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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