Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
