Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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