I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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