I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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