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I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life