If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?