You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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