So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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