seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So many bounce houses so little time
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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