I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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