They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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