you have to choose: penises or morals?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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