she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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