He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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