There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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