i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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