he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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