I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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