maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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