It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
you are never too drunk for berry picking
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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