My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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